Jenna Ortega’s German in Wednesday: Explained & Corrected

What You’ll Learn in This Lesson

✅ Pronounce long German compounds like Kakaobohnen and Schönfärberei
✅ Tackle tricky consonants and vowel combinations
✅ Understand the dry humor through cultural context
✅ Speak like a moody polyglot goth (if that’s your vibe)

Wait? Wednesday speaks German?

Did you catch the moment in Wednesday where Jenna Ortega delivers a line in German? Her delivery is classic Wednesday Addams—dry, dark, and dripping with satire—but the pronunciation could definitely use a little polish.

In this video, I break down the German line she says in the series, explain what it actually means, and show you how to pronounce it like a real German speaker. Even though the show is full of creepy humor and gothic charm, this one line has enough cultural commentary to warrant a full language lesson.

What Did She Say in German?

Genießen Sie Ihr authentisches Pilgrim Fudge aus Kakaobohnen, bezogen von den unterdrückten Ureinwohnern des Amazonas. Alle Einnahmen dienen dazu, die armselige Schönfärberei der amerikanischen Geschichte aufrechtzuerhalten. Übrigens: Fudge wurde erst 258 Jahre später erfunden. Hat jemand Interesse?

Translation:

Enjoy your authentic Pilgrim Fudge made from cocoa beans sourced from the oppressed indigenous peoples of the Amazon. All proceeds go toward sustaining the pitiful whitewashing of American history. By the way: Fudge wasn’t invented until 258 years later. Anyone interested?

Yikes. That’s peak Wednesday.

What Makes the Line Difficult?

Jenna Ortega’s delivery of the line captures the emotion and satire perfectly, but the pronunciation doesn’t quite hit the mark for native German speakers. In the video, I go word by word to help you:

✅ Understand the vocabulary and structure
✅ Improve your pronunciation with real German sounds
✅ Get the rhythm and intonation right for dramatic effect

If you want to start learning German, start here.